Racism has no place at CRACKER Barrel?... Okay.

Yeah, Will would've slapped the shit out of Dave for that joke-but Dave wouldn't have made it! You don't go at a man's wife. 

You’re right! Will should have slapped Jada and married Chris Rock. /s

Nicole Kidman eating weird stuff? Not much of a stretch for her...

Not a bad explanation, but it’s easier to say Marc Spector is the Tyler Durden of Bruce Waynes. Personally I prefer Nighthawk 2, the Francis Castiglione of Bruce Waynes and a good example of how making a character Black suddenly can add a lot of depth. 

They recognize SHAPES? Oh, you poor bastard.

You say that like entertainers doing endorsements is the one thing ruining society.

I just wish Can-Am would make a motorcycle. And no, the Spyder doesn't count, trikes aren't bikes. 

That’s what e-bikes are for, SxS are purchased by jetski bros who live in the desert or can afford both, and there's a lot of neocon overlap.

Wait them out, either the first one will get cheaper or the second one will be better. Me, I'm saving just enough for a Serial 1 MOSH/CTY and leaving it at that. 

Wait them out, either the first one will get cheaper or the second one will be better. Me, I'm saving just enough for a Serial 1 MOSH/CTY and leaving it at that. 

And just like that, it was no longer Rad. 

Sanctions often work with allies and dependents. This is more like putting your neighbor on time-out, or telling your friends not to shop at his garage sale. It sucks, but it's all we can do without going to war with a nuclear power... But it sucks. 

Russian oil is only about 8 percent of the oil we use, this won’t mean much anyway.

That taste in your mouth? That oversweet, cloying aftertaste? It's from all the Kool-aid you've been drinking. A single lane highway is a bad way to go anywhere, there's videos of Hyperloop traffic jams that prove it. 

Master race my ass. 

That’s what makes it good - the original was so over-the-top that it’s easy to ignore the important parts, but that also means there’s more than enough laughs left over when it all gets serious and you don’t get the tension headache you got from Batman vs Superman. It wouldn't work with, say, Diff'rent Strokes or…

8/10 decent troll is decent, points awarded for commitment

I watched it. I didn’t want to watch it, for every single reason you mentioned, every reason the article mentions and more of my own, but it’s actually pretty rewarding and fun and, yes, funny in its own way. It’s not a deconstruction, it’s a reclamation-and it stands apart enough to not ruin the original series,…

4 grand for a seat? It better be the richest, most Corinthian leather ever tanned!