You'd have cost the company millions, and wouldn't sell a single extra car because of the key... 

That's hot

Just for the record... Shoot into the ground if you gotta be that stupid. I will also cite Spamfeller:

This is Ohio, everybody mentally capable has an AR-15. He was supposed to get a ticket, not shot. 

That’ll all make sense if you watch Mandy.

A genuinely good Killmonger who everyone hates and nobody trusts struggling to live up to T'Challa's legacy while knowing he can't be the same man as Panther? That sounds like a perfect sequel. 

The solution is to attach it to a Charger with steel wheels and the word Police on the side and let the driver of THAT vehicle figure it out. 

On an unrelated note, ScienceBoom has to be one of the greatest electricians in existence, not to have actually killed himself by now! 

Credit union. Chime. Cash App. The three C's of financial freedom!

You’re making a lot of Christian-normative assumptions about the character of Jay-Z and some less religious ones about his accessibility by Lil’ Mama, but I can let that slide. However, I would say that a personal apology would lack the grandeur of the transgression... Maybe she could snag some MTV Awards time to…

There can be grace AND forgiveness... once one apologizes for their actions.

One of the worst things about being Black is that almost all of our pioneers' stories are fucking terrible.

This is the worst take

I still maintain my opinion that the Burger King Chicken TenderCrisp was the best chicken sandwich EVER, and Popeye can't change my mind with just Mayo and pickles. That thing was PERFECT! 

Lol y’all sound like gangbangers fussing about some Larenz Tate movie on Tubi. What do you want to do about it, charge her a fee? Make her pledge? What y’all gonna do if she doesn’t, boycott HBO? Sue her? Sue Issa Rae?

Yes. Literally every White frat has been lampooned publicly at some point, and this ain’t even as bad as that.

Lol y’all sound like gangbangers fussing about some Larenz Tate movie on Tubi. What do you want to do about it, charge her a fee? What y’all gonna do if she doesn’t pay, boycott HBO? Sue Issa Rae? 

My Android is crying out for a decent racing game without any BS energy mechanics(looking at YOU, Real Racing 3!) ever since Skidstorm screwed itself, and they made me a WipEout... Card game?

That’s not too bad of a look, but I wish they’d come a bit higher on the shoulder instead of having Jeremy’s boobs all out there like that. 

Your existence is self-owning. Good luck with your miserable life, beta.