Datsyuks for him.

I’m probably older than you think. I had to do my time with DOS in school for years before I ever saw a GUI. I think I’m good there.

I think it’s much more simple than that: These coaches are mostly all middle-aged dudes who have the same aversion to new technology that so many of our 55+ year old dads do. There’s a certain subset of older guys who act like new technology is emasculating somehow.

Hamilton is definitely “that guy” at every party.

This. Obviously there is no “prediction.” The illusion is that Jalen and Mike chose the school and score of their own free will, when in reality it was chosen for them and communicated to them with the power of suggestion.

I had a different read on it last night: I thought they were trying to harness Rousey’s bad acting in a way that worked.

the kind of thinking that makes turns rules into the mess

Three years later: https://deadspin.com/report-dez-caught-it-1823386904

Found the loli fan.

Is this really a gender thing? I’ve always been a top sheet guy but both my most recent ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend only use comforters.

Don’t forget that Usain Bolt isn’t really a great sprinter. He’s several inches taller than everyone else and so he has to take fewer strides in his runs. It’s just not fair.

NEVERMIND

Rich white lady v black man

The next time an NFC East opponent sweeps Philly, this clip will get played on repeat.

Found the guy with a stick-and-poke of Woody Woodpecker or some shit.

Why is proper capitalization so hard for so many people? It’s actually way more work to Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence. Why the fuck do people persist in doing this?

I don’t really care for baseball but I always get choked up at these videos. This is awesome.

Fuck Billy Joel especially because every song sounds like a showtune.

Nah, fuck that. She was expelled, so good on U of A for doing the right thing and Alabama shouldn’t “split credit” for anything. It’s fucked that some shitty white kids think they can visit the south for whatever reason and be openly racist because “it’s okay” there. It’s not.