Three years later: https://deadspin.com/report-dez-caught-it-1823386904

Found the loli fan.

Is this really a gender thing? I’ve always been a top sheet guy but both my most recent ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend only use comforters.

Don’t forget that Usain Bolt isn’t really a great sprinter. He’s several inches taller than everyone else and so he has to take fewer strides in his runs. It’s just not fair.

NEVERMIND

Rich white lady v black man

It’s crazy to me that anyone would prefer reading a book off of a backlit tablet display as opposed to e-ink. The only advantage I can think of is reading in the dark without a lamp. E-ink is much so easier on the eyes, battery is never an issue and it feels like I’m looking at actual printed words on paper.

The next time an NFC East opponent sweeps Philly, this clip will get played on repeat.

Found the guy with a stick-and-poke of Woody Woodpecker or some shit.

Why is proper capitalization so hard for so many people? It’s actually way more work to Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence. Why the fuck do people persist in doing this?

Yeah these always seem like very sour grapes arguments.

Yeah, Bitcoin has already gone to the moon but there are plenty of other projects out there that will 2x, 10x, 100x this year. For example right now Ethereum is around $1100 and most analysts expect it to be $2k by the end of this quarter and it could go 5x by this time next year.

I don’t really care for baseball but I always get choked up at these videos. This is awesome.

Fuck Billy Joel especially because every song sounds like a showtune.

Nah, fuck that. She was expelled, so good on U of A for doing the right thing and Alabama shouldn’t “split credit” for anything. It’s fucked that some shitty white kids think they can visit the south for whatever reason and be openly racist because “it’s okay” there. It’s not.

I get that you guys can’t stand Simmons (though I’ve never fully understood why it runs so deep around here)

Cook it on the stove people. It takes longer but you’ll never look back.

Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2

It’s true. Saban has built the most dominant and enduring college football dynasty in recent history entirely with shitty players. No good linebackers, running backs, or quarterbacks. Just more of a testament to how great of a coach he is.

I want Deadspin to do the Daisy Ridley version of this post just so we can see that comment section.