Agreed. Also Matt Cassel is on that list? In 2015 he was hot dogshit in Dallas with a loaded offense that a rookie QB was able to run effectively a year later. No way that he is better than Kaep right now.

Lifestyles ranked:

Your anecdotal experience means nothing. Most of the human race has some degree of LI outside of Europe and European descended cultures like ours. 

The reaction to Deadspin publishing a post titled “Disney Princesses’ Pussies: What Your Favorite Princesses Look Like Naked” is going to be hilarious.

I’m kind of fine with that. After ~2000 hours I didn’t really want them to reinvent the wheel and give us something totally different.

It sucked in D1 because the game was so barebones

Do they really think they can’t find another one of him in one of the next couple drafts?

I know Brady is the sacred cow but it would be very un-Belichick to keep the 40+ veteran at the expense of letting the future starter slip through your fingers. As Dom said the FA market for Garoppolo likely starts at ~$18-$20mm next year. No way they pay two guys starting QB money, because Garoppolo won’t be taking…

Holy shit, Sidekicks. I suddenly want to buy an entire box of old Sidekicks DVDs and give them away at Christmas.

I actually love this movie. Lately I’ve been faked out several times by seeing No Escape on my cable guide and then realizing it’s that Owen Wilson piece of shit instead of this Ray Liotta piece of shit.

I literally said I was playing devil’s advocate.

if there has ever actually been any work of dystopian fiction ever that wasn’t a sociopolitical commentary.

I don’t like him because he’s a goofy weird fuck, and not even in a somewhat endearing way like Les Miles. The whole thing with Freddy P. Soft was where his coaching style finally jumped the shark with me. Then his family basketball game and the fact that he drinks “malk” with steak... Jim Harbaugh seems like an…

Throwing for 60% would be a good start.

I like that “aibou” is a very specific word for “lovesick” but a pool is just a “puuru.” 

I can’t tell you how many times five out of six players have chosen their hero and, as the yellow “NO HEALERS” warning flashes, the sixth chooses Genji. Inevitably, that Genji spams “I need healing.”

One of his wildest plays ever:

The thing is, in a QB vacuum Romo was always a much better player than Eli. Sadly questions like “best QBs of an era” often come down to rings which is a team accomplishment. Romo dragged a lot of really shitty teams to respectable records (or at least .500) but couldn’t get them over the hump. He likely won’t see the…

The learning curve is steep. I bought it just for the Song of Ice and Fire mod and then spent about three days trying to figure it out but ended up more confused than when I started.

In regards to the “eating your arm” letter, my girlfriend sometimes says shit like “I’ve gained about ten pounds since yesterday,” which is a totally arbitrary number she lands on. I explain that she couldn’t have because she hasn’t consumed ten pounds of food and beverage in that span. She argues “something something…