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I’m glad to know that someone else hates the phrase “pin their ears back” like I do. It makes me borderline uncomfortable. In my mind’s eye I see a front-seven where every player looks like Ice T’s character in Tank Girl.

One day I’m going to turn this into a compliment. “You’re just like your mother right now... she also makes a fantastic Brunswick stew.”

I’ve always wondered why “You’re acting like your mother” universally touches such a nerve.

Definitely true, but it looks like they’re raising lodging taxes which mostly doesn’t come out of the pockets of locals. Those taxes are easy to pass almost anywhere since you’re mostly taxing visitors to your city and not the residents.

this looks an awful lot like Brady/Bledsoe in 2000.

A good Symmetra can absolutely own agile characters like Genji and Tracer. The fact that her beam locks on mostly negates their agility. All you really need to do is lock on and try to avoid their fire for the 3-4ish seconds it takes to kill them. Her beam does serious work if you can get the jump on someone.

I was kind of the same way with GoW, but I’m inclined to buy this one just for current-gen Horde mode.

Easy joke, but not a chance he signs with Dallas. When your retread running back rushes for 1000 yards in 2015 and then a year later he’s third-string, you’re not looking for more running backs.

They’re both throwing mostly checkdowns. For what it’s worth Dak’s yards-per-attempt is higher than Wentz’s and several other veteran starters. He’s running his offense pretty well which is all you can ask of a rookie QB.

Eh.. Right now Sam Bradford has more wins than Drew Brees. QBs don’t win games in a vacuum. The Eagles defense is a far cry from the abortion currently on the field in Dallas.

I took a late chance on McKinnon just in case. Totally selfish but I’m hoping AP sits a few weeks.

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For anyone who wants to see more of Jonah Hill getting pissed, here’s old video of director Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) posing as a film journalist to interview him. Jonah does not know that it’s a joke:

If they wanted to stick with the mascot they should have had them each wearing a sari and a bindi while dancing the kuchipudi.

Every offseason, Gruden and Mike Mayock meet in a Hooters to brainstorm hot new terms for the season.

Totally beside the point, but I’ll never understand why people want to express complex thoughts via hashtag like that.

I came to post exactly this. A friend of mine was ribbing me recently about liking Julius Jones back in the day, but he was around 100/game his rookie year. For about a season and a half he looked like a legit back.

I wonder what the Jez commentary on Zendaya’s race would be if she were cast to play... idk, maybe Nina Simone in a biopic?

I don’t want to put words in CJ’s mouth but I wonder if her issue with Shortal is more about her generally androgynous look and she just chose to zero in on the jeans for the purpose of the article. If she’s pearl-clutching over a pair of jeans then I can only imagine what she really thinks about certain “lifestyle

Supposedly GRRM has told HBO the ultimate endgame for the series, and he’s said several times that the show will end the same way as the book series. Even if he never finishes the books the show at least will have something close to the intended canon ending.

Honest question: How does the law work in regard to In Touch running a story like this? In other words how can Britney lawyer up and threaten legal action over “Britney was acting strangely,” but I see magazines with headlines like “Brad CHEATS on Angelina, they are DONE” or “Kim and Kanye in heated divorce