I’ll always think of John Carroll Lynch as Twisty the Clown from the Freak Show season of AHS.

Yes, absolutely this. The party who supposedly hates government and regulation also believes that we should bend over for police officers at every available opportunity.

I wonder how girl bands decide who gets to be the bass player.

It’s kinda creepy thinking about the underlying anatomy that would exist if these were real people.

Most of that 40% is the same orange color though.

..and then Patriots fans will wander into that article and try to make it about them.

Nancy Meyer’s

This 30 For 30 is going to be awesome.

Watt takes himself entirely too seriously. His whole “I just show up and put in the work” schtick is over the top at this point. He’s a football robot I guess. I turned on him last year after the whole Zach Mettenberger selfie thing. A 23 year old rookie can’t post a selfie without Watt acting like he’s disrespecting…

Aside from the weird numbering, wtf is a Dream Drop Distance? When Japanese developers use English words in a game title do they ever mean anything? X-Prime Buster Break Psycho 2.

I mean taping is legal, sure. The article does go into detail though about them having a guy on staff just to go through tapes, match up the tapes with the plays on the field, having other scouts go to opposing teams’ games, watch the signals there and the corresponding plays etc. It’s not like the location was the…

Probably the best RG3/Redskins commentary I’ve seen yet:

Same here. I understand most of the complaints, but hot damn that is some good gunplay. It scratches my sci-fi FPS itch like no game since Halo 2.

When you’re a dick everything looks like a hole, or something.

Today I learned that rhyming slang is way too inscrutable to possibly be offensive to anyone. A “burke” huh? Well alright then.

Seeing this cover just gave me a wave of nostalgia. I was all about this game when I was 13-14 years old. Still to this day when I play Madden, I’ll think to myself “Man, I wish this had a create-a-play mode like the one in Football Pro ‘97.”

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You are the best Kinja commenter alive. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

In terms of storytelling, where the saga is right now makes sense internally. We’re just about to start the third act, so naturally our characters’ fortunes are mostly in the dumps right now. I mean did you not want to watch Return of the Jedi after how big of a bummer Empire Strikes Back was? The final book was…