wilthebean83
Courtney Wheeler
wilthebean83

My mom told me a couple of years ago Caldwell was white, but failed to mention Boz..I honestly thought it was aaron neville or something haha

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Last year I found out this dude was white as well...

I don’t think I accepted it fully into my life but I know John Coltrane would of been proud.

“I’m a jazz snob. I don’t do the cheap, elevator music adjacent Kenny G bastardization of the Black-American art form. If it doesn’t push the boundaries of melody, then you can miss me with your white washed, sweet white wine shenanigans. “My Favorite Things” by ‘Trane is a 13 minute encounter with the divine. It is

I’m buying three...I got a lot of holiday parties to attend.

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I feel The Temptations- Should be bumped up to #3..also this song is a underrated gem.

The amount of bare asses I’ve seen in curtain free windows while dining in downtown Jersey City is alarming.

Better Trap Queen. Ivanka or Melania?

My childhood summers were spent eating a crap ton of crabs and other amazing dishes in Baltimore and always sniffing Old Bay on my fingertips

I’m just glad no one fell for 45 “trying” to drag Marshawn Lynch into this National Anthem bull. Marshawn is a mythical unicorn..

Guys I just found out you can buy gravy in a can so my life is a bit mixed up right now.

“2. ...if it grew sentient and decided to stop making coffee and just spent the entire day on your couch watching Vice Principal reruns on HBO On-Demand.”

“6. Ate some banana chips.”

I just want to meet the person who deactivated 45th’s twitter account on there last day...

What I wouldn’t give to be the other next door neighbor. I would totally put my mom and sister on a three way and do a live commentary of that fight.

This happen to me this summer. I was at LaGuardia going through a security check for Houston. Followed every procedure..had to go through that weird body scan thing. Finally the white man on the other side goes “I have to pat you down..and also feel your hair.(I have large twists) The white man did seem uncomfortable

Friends was lame..but I did enjoy me some Dawson’s Creek.

That’s a photo of a Irish breakfast right?

“9. Strongly considered selling Pre-Paid Legal”

Yeah. I feel the same why..Like i’m not surprised but at that same time I feel no one wants to be reminded of others stupidity.