I want to join a no-f**ks book club.

I hate guns…always have..always will. Never saw the need for anyone to have them besides actors who'll need them for Western movies(fake guns of course)..so my opinion is biased. I know this. That's why I refuse to debate on this topic. If you love guns so much then go off in the woods and marry it…I've actually said…

I fully remember the moment i realized that I was old/er. A. When my 11 yr old niece had to explain to me what "on fleek" was..and how the world can be such a beautiful yet depressing place. When I was younger..I had such high hopes for myself and the world. Now? Eh..theyre still there..but it's more based in reality.

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It also makes your skin super dry…constantly reapplying cocoa butter..had to switch back to my Dove body wash.

When he rushed her out of the club because he didn't want her to break curfew..that felt genuine..then it also reminded me how I'm so from the suburbs

Bless you my child!

VH1 expects me to subscribe to cable now to watch these episodes and I'm going through serious ratchet-piece theater withdrawal.

Oh damn..yeah he should slap his social media manager…or just hire one in general.
*DM's her resume to Steve Harvey* haha

Did anyone see his tweet apologizing? He spelled the Philippines wrong.

It must suck to have that much hate in your heart that you need to bitch and moan about a fictional sci fi character…and its also amazing that I just read a grown man referring to himself as "chocolate" and I actually found that attractive. haha

Well then they shouldn't given Samuel L Jackson one..because he played a big role in the prequels..and he's pretty black. haha

Serena Williams looks amazing….my supposed doppelganger crushed it..like everything else she does in life.

I mean did we ever REALLY mess with Ben Carson…or Donald Trump?

God…I really hate green bean casserole.

Straight f-ing jam!!!

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He also loves the The Knick. My kinda guy!

The first time I had guacamole was in college…and Indian food. One thing i don't regret about gaining weight my freshman year at Rutgers. haha

Nah.. Jersey City. We have a super diverse so everyone gets a parade.
Everyone.

In DC do you guys do "Santa-Con"? It's HUGE with white people in the tri-state area…They wear holiday costumes and annoy respectable folks in mid-town/east village.