Legit thought this was a video game screenshot. Am I on Kotaku? UFC2K2?

Glowing!

Soft or scratchy side of a beach towel?

MN here. 5-11. It was fun.

From his Tweet machine

What’s darker: blue or red?

+1 for Hopkins High School and seeing my alumni gym, where I was also getting dunked on.

"You're fine, Pussy!"

"Great."

*Had a heart.

Gonzaga. I have to look it up every year.

Come on, how about a NSFW tag bro?

#kyjelly

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

#NotAllHockey

Always Czech your blind spots.

Is this what I just saw on the Brooklyn sidewalk?

If you play this garbled message backwards, it says "I buried Paul Millsap."

"Do u believe in ghosts"

*nods in agreement*