Because that’s a solid point, which means you can’t play for the Vikings.

Then you haven’t been paying attention. GSU is already getting the land and has a huge on-campus space planned of which Turner Field will be a small part of the footprint. They are taking blocks upon blocks of property. And everything GSU has done for the last 20-30 years has been a huge success.

Please tell me she came back with stacks and stacks of fives.

That’s abdominal sportsmanship!

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

Impossible Germany, unlikely Sudan.

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

It's because she knows this one hoodie has a six-month waiting list.

WELL LAH-DEE-DAH, LOOK AT MR. SELF-CONTROL OVER HERE.

It shouls also be noted that the feds were utterly impotent in the enforcement of this law, couldn’t help but be stunningly racist/classist in their attempts to enforce it, and made the US one of the biggest jailers in the world while making no difference in use. The increased militarization of police forces has…

Black lines matter.

Here’s how sick, I, at least, believe their “plan” should make fellow core fans:

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

Hey, this is my dinner cardboard, dick!

HEY, ASSHOLE— GET OFF THAT FUCKING SOAPBOX!

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Miami-Dade County...