NEVER leave Earth without a towel!

The voting machine suggested I reconsider.

For Sale: Death Star. As is.

Job Vaccancy, apply within, No Humans

“I pay taxes in five galaxies!”

Abducting humans used to be fun.

Heroine declassified. Marijuana still schedule 1.

They found his spleen in Engineering.

“Are you sure you closed the airlock?"

Immortality sounded like a good idea.

First contact? More like last contact.

Live the stellar dream and emigrate

Syrian refugees shot at Ganymede refugees

The ritual flourished, our destiny extinguished.

Don’t press. Starts two-second loop. Don’t...

Zydeco seemed appropriate for this funeral.

Enslavement beneath stars not our own.

This is definitely not my latte.

200 light years per second is slow.

Baby Spacesuit for sale. Never worn.