Haha. Clan? Are you kidding? I'm not in a clan, I'm a grown man. They're just friends.

Yeah, some days I've got too much time on my hands.

Did you try deleting your Media Composer prefs before launching? That should fix it.

It's never Pelican Lupus.

Is that the best way you're capable of expressing that sentiment?

Gear change. Gear change. Gear change. Murder a prostitute. Gear change. Gear change.

In person it didn't look like a 350z at all. If anything, it looked like it was trying to imitate the Genesis coupe.

When I talked to Toyota people at the LA auto show last weekend, they told me there was no way that a turbo would work with this engine's 12:1 compression.

I think anyone who thought about it for a second would assume that all the blackberry devices a user has access to would share accounts. That the enterprise admin would be able to wipe all devices they issued or all accounts on user-owned devices simultaneously. Not giving them the choice can't possibly be seen as a…

You raise some valid points and some weak ones (Kotaku may post cosplay photos as cheesecake, but most cosplayers are women dressing for other cosplaying women - there's no reason to go to that much effort just make a man want to fuck you). I can understand how you might feel Kotaku isn't aiming directly for you, but…

Actually, the reasons you give are exactly why it's a great game. If you have people you play with regularly and can all function as cohesive squads, shit gets awesome! If you need to go all Rambo, then MW3 is the way to go for you. BF3 (like BF2 years ago) is about teamwork and finding a balanced way to present…

Come now, you're debasing both of those words to the point of meaninglessness. Hipsters and douches are really opposing forces. Hipsters tend to come from the upper-middle class, are much more likely to be college-educated and embrace a false simplicity and blue-collar aesthetic (PBR, really? It is just bad) which…

I just keep one can half on my ear so I can hear my kids if they wake up. It's not a perfect solution, but it's the best I've found. I still get much better sound than if I had to play using external speakers at a low enough level to avoid waking the baby.

Here's a protip for being a well-socialized adult: don't hand out your opinions on marriage. You'll have no success in altering people's behavior even a tiny bit when you open your mouth, but you'll be sure to make everyone avoid you. Keep sagely quiet and you might not drive everyone away.

You said it. A parent's responsibility lies mostly in saying no to their kids, in making decisions that go against what a child wants but is in their best interest. Friends are their to encourage the kids to do what they want to do, parents are there to encourage them to do what they need to do.

I know, right? These are the same people who didn't fully appreciate the TOTAL AWESOMENESS of the PSP either. They ran off and bought their lame-ass DSes and totally ignored the fact that the PSP was a much better machine just because it didn't have so many good games. And it was too expensive. And it used UMD…

I can watch that loop again and again, chuckling every time.

Hey man, other folks have balls too.

Excluding countries where we've got a war going on, how much aid do you think we hand out? Are you aware that much of our foreign aid is in the form of military aid, essentially funding armies which we think will serve American goals at a price very much discounted from what it would cost to have our military handle…

Really, it was dead when they decided to ship without email capability. It's RIM, for god's sake. The one thing they could cling onto - as other smartphone makers improved their offerings and Blackberry treaded water - was that they had mobile email down pat. Then they ship a product that can't even do the one…