Toilets should be placed in a separate closed area. It minimizes the "aerosol effect" so the rest of your bathroom doesn't get a fine layer of piss and shit particles over it.

It's just mechanical jewelry. You know, to decorate yourself? How is that more "ironic hipster doucheism" than getting your haircut or choosing your clothing? You can argue that the functionality is vestigial with the ubiquity of mobile phones, but I don't buy that that makes a watch owner a flawed person. Perhaps…

60 years ago, there weren't so many Alexes (it didn't become very common until the early 80s), but there were a lot more of Bings since that was the name of an incredibly famous entertainer. "Ordinary" names like Nancy are actually pretty rare these days. Know any guys named Leslie or Flip these days? There are…

The name does predate the MS search service by a little bit. What with Mr. Crosby having been wildly popular for about 50 years and all.

Well, seeing as the US Navy is considerably larger than all others combined and the disparity in naval air power is even more extreme, I don't think we need to sweat it.

"It will attempt to capture the magic of the 928 coupe from the late 1970s." Does anyone here know what magic they're talking about?

TiVo's UI is still better thought out than any of the competitions. It is by far the best DVR available. Unfortunately, that's all it's best at. I've used Time Warner, DirecTV, and AT&T U-verse DVRs extensively, but I keep coming back to my Series 3 because it's so much better to use. Sadly, TiVo as a company…

It's hard enough finding top tier editors who'll work on FCP. If you go with Vegas, you're going to be hiring from a very small pool of people. Figuring $3-4k/wk for an editor, it only takes dealing with a couple subpar editors to throw away your savings quickly, and then you're stuck justifying your choice for…

"With any luck, by the time she gets to dating age, she'll have found someone like me to help her out."

FCP 7 doesn't run on PowerPC and fixed many problems with FCP6, so you kinda missed the window there. If it's a big deal to replace your work machine every 5 years, then you're probably a hobbyist and not a professional editor.

Point of fact: taters actually tot, but they are they exception that proves your rule.

Which rap is 'dangerous'? I don't wanna get hurt.

Probably the Hilux episode, but other strong contenders include:

Yes sir, that's exactly what they want us to believe. Clearly, the president claimed to be personally responsible for OBL's death and he doesn't want to pay anyone in the military. He also wants to punish sailors for minor acts of violence that take place amidst wartime acts. It's so obvious, I'm surprised you even…

I can't read her side of the story...'cause you killed her blog, but am I correct in understanding that you're an "asshole" because you didn't want to further your relationship? That you realized you weren't interested in her and cut it off? There's always a better way to handle these sorts of things, but ultimately…

Nope, that's part of unlucky. Somewhere between your ice cream falling off the cone and being eaten by a shark.

Sam, you and I have very different definitions of "lucky". In mine, faces never get crossbow bolts through them.

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Congress is doing that price fixing. It's a side-effect of the trade embargo with Cuba. The one thing that country can produce in scads far more cheaply than the US is cane sugar. If the embargo were dropped, the price of cane sugar would drop as would part of the market for HFCS.