@nutbastard: Yep, in Texas they come down pretty hard on slapstickers. Some clown's chasing an empty car around a busy highway, he ain't gonna get off with just a pie in the face.

Worst handling vehicle I've ever driven. Can't imagine why someone would choose it at any price, especially when there are perfectly good (if boring) Honda and Toyota options available.

@QLAB: I never really bought that, though. Sure he was a cartoon camel, but he was hanging out in jazz joints a pool halls. What kid who likes something just because it's a cartoon also digs jazz clubs?

@Selwyn Jesse Injety: Trust me, we're all creepy. It's just that the guys who post creepy comments... they were born without that inner voice telling them "Don't do that." whenever a creepy idea occurs to them. Yeah, they're much worse than you ever suspected.

@FThorn: Bwahahahaha!

@BeefSupreme: Graphic designer is good too! They're like artists in that they make things look nice, but with the added benefit of an income. Everybody wins!

@enlight10ment: Absolutely, I'd love to see further IM intergration, even Skype and Google Voice integration. A proper Steam smartphone app would be great, until then we have to stick to the somewhat buggy Raptr.

@noodle: MW2 required Steam, and I think Black Ops does too. I'm sure there are plenty of other AAA titles as well.

That'll show 'em! I can't wait to continue supporting brick and mortar stores that require me to visit during my work hours, have a poor PC selection, and would rather spite the competition even if it means I would lose automatic updates, social integration, and the ability to install/re-install anywhere I want to…

#1 was awesome, but didn't seem right for Giz.

@DocSeuss: No, they don't. Urban centers built in the 19th century have decent public transit. EVERYWHERE else in the US is terrible - inter-city and intra-city.

@DocSeuss: Actually, people do spend time getting bigger. We are not evenly spread across the continent so servicing dense concentrations is the most important part of public transportation.

@DocSeuss: That excuse is pretty weak sauce. Sounds like maybe we should have spent more time working on "better" and less time on "bigger".

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Yep, I think they've already got that covered.

@philaDLJ: The cost to develop a new platform at this point is in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Why spend that kind of money and then retool a factory when you can have someone else build a known, tested entity for you. It's one thing if your goals aren't matched by existing platforms on the market, but if…

@markmerlot: That looks BAD? How jaded have people become to amazing visual effects that this is bad? Benjamin Button had a lot more makeup and prosthetics to fall back on, here they have to completely recreate him the way he was 25 years ago and the results are incredible. It's not perfect, but this is remarkable.

485 tons? Are you sure? That's a really large vessel for an individual to own.

Jon Ive?

@Sugoi: I remember that he did a Mall of America one and "Which superpower would you choose: flight or invisibility". I think he also did the one about the tragic tequila mascot who shows up at beachside bars.

@Sugoi: Hodgman did lots of This American Life segments for years before stumbling into fame.