Counterpoint: The 9-7X isn’t the worst Saab, it’s the best Trailblazer.

GMT360 platform.

The 9-7x (the Tröllblazer) has got to be worse - a modestly sized turbo hatch makes a lot more sense for Saab than a big BOF SUV.

The first-gen Dodge/Plymouth/Chrysler Neon. As far as I can tell, other a couple of badge swaps and the Plymouth version having an “Expresso” trim (added an AM/FM radio!!!), there is not a single difference between the three models, right down to the lack of power windows for the rear doors only on the four-door…

came for this (and the A cars too) 

This is not the greatest badge engineering in the world, no

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Take a star just for Haute Pock-ute.

Where does a breakfast Hot Pocket fit in? OOH it’s a pseudo-sandwich so... France, however, OTOH it’s also undeniably an American “innovation”.

This:

I’ve got quite a pair.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Fiat Is an Answer Too.

Because the Fiat looks better. Some people also prefer the instant torque of a turbo engine.

A 6th Gen camaro you can see out of, and is gorgeous.

Cadillacs V12 powered Escalade V. That would’ve been something.

That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day.

What sucks most about that is they were already a thing in Australia. ALL they had to do was bring it here. 

What about a van?