Also, bees! </obligatory>

Welcome to the club of being witty enough to get a column about your wittyness.

Sick burn

Bitch all you like about the labor practices, but you can’t dispute Uber and Lyft have certainly flooded our streets with Rural Goobers who have no idea where they are, no idea how to get where they’re going, and no idea how to drive or park in a city.

Had one idiot driving in the second lane at like 70. Blew through…

Sigh. Here goes nothing: Omar makes valid points. I’m not saying this woman is lying. I’m not saying that AB is innocent. I know I’ll get called a men’s rights activist or a troll or whatever but this notion of dragging people through the mud based solely on accusations is crazy. It doesn’t mean your insensitive to…

I.D. Buzz or GTFO. 

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a good Fancy Kristen article.

and inherit a confused expression as they try to decipher whether it’s an atrocious looking Transformer or a sports car.

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

To expand on this:

This gen Camry. Probably with an Uber decal on the rear window. Good luck with that!

Such a beautiful car, it’s a damn shame there’s so few of them out there.

This vehicle looks almost exactly like the one off of Total Recall, Johnny Cab.

Corvette C8.

I’m holding my enthusiasm until I get the sincere, unpaid opinions of Chevrolet’s Real People.

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

Sure, but when the bank “loses” my deposit, it’s my fault all of a sudden.

Drivers and Police get grumpy with them because they (cyclists) only follow the laws of traffic when it suits them. Run a red light or stop sign, no problem i’m a bike i can do it. Cross multiple lanes of traffic at once, “it’s ok i’m on a bike”. Ride between the lines of cars stopped in heavy traffic or at alight,…