I cackled at this so hard because it’s so painfully accurate. 

tell these idiots to get a job, this was made for a side gig or to help you look for a job while you collected unemployment. not to feed a family of 6

uhhh the taycan is a direct competitor to the model s. not sure what youre smoking. also id love to see sales numbers backing your claim of “killing the ICE compeition”

I thought car wash mode in a MB is just an automated text message to your assistant/servant to wash the car.

Do I . . . do I want to buy a Lincoln? Because this thing looks 10x better than its competitors. And the new Continental is so goddamn legit. What is happening to the world? What is happening to me? These look like ideal commuter and road-trip cars!

HES IN THE POCKET OF BIG OIL

Incoming tesla fanboi hate in 3...2.....1

I love Keanu. I wish I was friends with him so I could send him a birthday card. He wouldn’t ever send me one (he’s busy as shit, ya know), but he’d send me a text like “Hey, thanks for the card man!” and I’d be like “no prob dude.” 

That’s literally how some news paper will print.

That sounds like clickbait. You must be one of the people they pay to write that sort of stuff.

Keep your pity, the C8-R looks bad ass.

You are an awful, awful person.  Take your star you cur

When my mom was 17 she was in a protracted legal battle with a cop who charged her after he clearly slammed into the back of her car due to inattention. Took until the 4th judge to look at it and charge the cop with the accident, but even he didn’t charge the cop with anything in regards to lying to cover his own ass.…

As soon as the weather starts to break in NYC mobs of illegal dirt bike riding assholes start rampaging through the streets. The ride in such great numbers that the NYPD just does nothing. A couple of summers ago these fuckers were tearing ass down my street the wrong way and riding on the sidewalks. I had to yank…

Pfft. My 30 year old volvos can change lanes with no driver input and it works better if you take your hands off the wheel.

This is why Lexus’s marketing team needs to run self-driving vehicle programming.

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

little wow. such surprise.

Not much WOW any more.

I had a sinking feeling I’d see this comment when I came here.