You hear that? I just farted. Send in the green berets.

Who would thought that those OBD dongles that insurance companies give you for discounts, would eventually allow them to use against you. 

So they invested into Faraday Future. Do they not know that there is nobody left in the company?

Free undercarriage wash. 

Regarding the 1 million robotaxis. So basically they threw a piece of turd at the wall to see if it sticks? 

Good thing they changed the taillight design. Otherwise people would think you are turning left, when you are actually turning right.

That’s not how you take out your competition, Tesla.

People always complain how easy Patriots have it. Then Patriots play Chiefs twice and win both times. 

The Taycan competes with the Model 3 Performace at a much higher price, it’s not large sedan aimed at comfort like Model S, it’s aimed at Porsche’s customers.

Take a star, peasant. 

I’d take the X7 over this any day. GLS might look better in AMG spec, but in basic spec it looks repulsive.

Yes, yes you do. As do I. I want the new Aviator. Just something about it that clicks for me.

In 2016, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety said that most OEM headlights suck. In 2018, it published another study that found that most OEM headlights were still rather bad.

It was great knowing you guys. We had some fun times in the comments, but this shit has come to an end. 

Fuck Pepsi. But what about Orange Vanilla Coke?

Whatever dude. You are just trying to lower Tesla’s stock price.

With every news about him, this guy sounds cooler and cooler.

Wasn’t the E-class supposed to talk to each other and have that system then be applied to every new Mercedes? Whatever happened to that?

I only recline on extremely long flights or red eye. Other times, I am fine sitting up for 3 hours. If you can’t avoid reclining on a 3 hour flight, it’s time to see a physical therapist.

Corvette Owner Upset His Ford GT Application Was Denied.