“A driver don’t pick the car, the car picks the driver. Its a mystical bond between man and machine.”-Uncle Bobby, the used car dealer.

Same people who don't care about their cars. It's just a type of transportation for them. They don't wash them, they don't take care of them, they literally do not care about what they drive. Same people who bump your car's bumper when parallel parking. 

Waiting for obligatory “Let him do that s___ to my truck. I’ma pop his b____ ass” or “I’d like to see him do that to my truck in Texas where we have open carry. I’ma pop a pop in his b___ ass”.

I love to chew on glass in the morning 

To me looks like a '95 RAM

So they deduct 2 days off your return window if you ever test driven a Tesla for 10 minutes? 

Everyone with half a brain expects a recession in the next 12-24 months. If current bear market doesn’t tell you that bleeding is coming, I have bad news for you.

Or just go around rest areas and gas stations asking random people for $20 for gas, because your car ran out and you are trying to get home to your starving kids. Make sure to show your ID too.

A manual transmission and a third pedal. 

Dude tried to get into a military base, huh. Amateur. Pro players know that you either buy a hangar or call off the cops. Tank is gonna destroy you anyway. 

I assume it will go spread its’ freedom in Dubai?

Unless you are buying from a local family shop, you are just going from one abusive company to another. 

Neutral: In-laws-finally-out-of-the-house-and-on-the-plane day.

I’d take delivery and not complain. 

A road warrior

I won't be surprised if Toyota eventually tells us that the sound is being amplified by an outside speaker system or something. 

I assume you are a grown adult? This is an 18 year old who just got his license and watched too many movies. 

So does this qualify as Uber Black or Uber Lux?

Range Rover should be ashamed. Being outrun by a brick. 

$150,000 for a glorified Uber Black with suicide doors? The f is Lincoln smoking? If I remember correctly, Continental didn’t sell well and now they want to double the price for this special edition? For that price, I’ll take a fully loaded S560 with normal doors. Or a lightly used Maybach.