They are giving a few peasants a taste of luxury, before taking it away. 

Watch out for the white guy. He might be a cop. 

Jalopnik is my car club. We criticize Tesla, tag most cars as “crack pipe” and make fun of Mustang bros. 

Basically unemployed hipster, who thinks he/she is changing the world. Fake it till you make it sort of deal. They are all over Instagram. They go on one vacation in the Bahamas, and then spend the next 36 months posting pictures from the same vacation. 

They crashed it Superfast

Thank you very much

My apologies. 

Nobody got the Friends reference? Ok. 

Audi is experiencing an identity crisis.

Soap is soap. It's self cleaning. 

I have never seen you on Jalopnik and I leave good comments on Jalopnik. You lie. 

So no “2-hour per block” law?

I think it looks awesome, and I'm not even the biggest fan of Tesla. 

Faraday Future is like herpes. Comes out every few months and annoys the living shit out of you. 

I guess peasants need strollers too. Oh well. I know that my offspring will be riding in one of these:

Not sure what I was expecting. Looks kinda bland. 

Here is a scenario. Two cars traveling in a school zone, one autonomous and one a regular car with a 60 year old behind the wheel, both at the same speed. Suddenly a child runs in to the road, which do you think will stop first? An autonomous car with LIDAR and dozens of other sensors that calculates risk and sees…

Engaging electric shock seats. Enjoy. 

With amount of miles driven, Waymo cars have been safer than some random douchebags in Hondas. It's not like actual driving human beings obey a 15mph speed limit near schools. Something tells me that a computer car will be the first to obey school zone speed limit. 

The saltyness on deadspin is comical. Maybe one day your team will win something.