But then you would need to get off the plane too and state your facts to the cops. And who wants to get off in Albuquerque?

Ejecto seato baby

The only thing worse is when some douche behind you puts their disgusting hobbit feet on your armrests. That shit don't fly with me. A woman on red-eye flight did that to me. I elbowed her feet so hard, she never even touched my seat back after that. Adults behaving like goddamn kids. 

I said it a year ago. Current Tesla hardware will NOT be capable of doing “self driving”. I feel sorry for the people who bought into that BS.

Yeah, but those 2 are performance cars with history and pedigree. The other is a toaster oven without a proper dashboard. 

Previous Model 3 editions could be purchased for up to $86,000

lol at the shmuck who paid over $1 mil recently. 

No, it’s based on where you buy. 

It’s always best to take lump. You never know how long the lottery will run for. And if you have to reveal your identity, don’t be an idiot. Just claim it as a trust. 

Don’t they know that weed will cause an increase of 6% in highway crashes? Amateurs.

Neutral: I call BS. The way they structured their released shows that they are against legalization. 

That's before you add on leather air vents and a $5,000 repainted badge as well as $15,000 Porsche experience package. 

No, but it was a big hospital (Mass General) and I think they just don't give them at all. The most they gave me was a discounted parking pass. 

Tow companies can go and fuck themselves. Yes, Every. Single. One. 

Lst time I left my car for 3 days in a hospital garage was when my daughter was born. I was worried about something similar, so I wrote 2 gigantic notes that driver is in the hospital and left my phone number and stuck both to windows. 

Forgive me Jalopnik. I want one. NOW. 

Call Dominos, they will fix those potholes. 

I know Fancy Kristen operates one. She sits in the back sipping champagne, while some peasant drives her around. 

I was hoping to read it was Samir. I is disappoint. 

I'm sure there are Excursions on eBay somewhere.