The board needs to grow a spine. 

I’d rather wake up with a stiff neck and saliva all over my shirt, than wear this....thing. 

I’d rather wake up with a stiff neck and saliva all over my shirt, than wear this....thing. 

There is something about that family that drives men insane. 

I hope people didn’t think that mass production meant mass delivery. 

So now all the fanboys will start comparing it to GT-R and NSX and we will have countless of street racing videos and “reviews” and “my dad’s Supra will smoke your dad’s Ferrari” discussions.

You gotta be extra special to get a DUI on a scooter. 

lol. And people thought it would be a slap on the wrist? If only he settled before the lawsuit. Probably would've cost them a little less than $20mil each. 

Wash your car often. Buy those heavy duty floor mats (weather tech). 

What is this? A car for rich ants?

He zoom zoomed too much.

A stance is when a car gets beached on a speed bump. 

Instruction unclear. Gonna go have children. 

VW and FBI?

Italian car recalled for being Italian. Such an Italian thing to do.

No breaking of codes to uncover conspiracies? I'm disappoint. 

Cadillac needs to stop designing cars to look like fleet cars and your next Uber Black. 

They needed a new CEO a while ago. Clearly Tesla is no longer some pet project. They need someone who knows wtf to do with production, deliveries and quality control. Someone from a competing major car company. 

So he is facing a lawsuit by SEC. A giant fine. A criminal probe from Justice Department that could land him in jail (probably not). He will also most likely be removed as CEO, cause this shit is serious and the board is not happy and will swing an ax.

Fanboys on Tesla forums are probably losing their minds now.