3. You legally change your name. Duh. 

As a Boston resident, go fuck yourself. Next time you need a breakthrough in technology, medicine, gun reforms, health insurance, education or anything of value for society, go somewhere else. 

Looks like a car for ants

Take the Range Rover. You gonna end up riding in a tow truck half of the way anyway. Tow trucks are very stealthy. 

Or just give him a Interceptor Explorer with an exhaust that wasn’t fixed. 

1. “2014 Ford Explorer”

Your local RMV does not care. 

The king of teenagers covered in pimples, dreaming about how they might pull up into a car meet and all the chicks will come to them.

I always found Subaru designs incredibly boring. And who exactly requires 19 cupholders?

Yeah, but those "fake taxis" usually give you a free ride. Can't beat that kind of promotion. 

Basically doing what Cadillac already did.

Because look at it. I’d rather ride a scooter.

It's unlatched.

I assume those mirrors are for Europe only? 

Well the Vette is testing. Chevrolet never acknowledged it, they never showed concepts and never put a prototype through car events.

They said they found a trace of something. That’s more than enough to shut the whole thing down and tear it apart. 

What's your skin color?

At one point in time, people need to realize that they are adults and need to act like fucking adults and stop leaving traces of cocaine in their cars. Amateurs. 

Release the damn car already, or at least show it. Christ. By the time these dingleberries release it, literally nobody will care about it or another potential lighter version.

Yah, but what about those body panel gaps..