technically, the social network's success is really just defined by how much money they can make selling your information to advertisers anyway.

actually, you know what? screw the japanese version. I want norio wakamoto for the english version, too.

norio wakamoto! for japan, at least. that will instantly override the whole Siri=ass problem in japan, because he can make anything totally awesome.

i dunno, that still looks pretty normal, just with a lot of stuff strapped to it. the old one was totally alien, like some kind of faceless emotionless soldier from a video game.

would have been a little funnier as "Uncle Sam has sung" but punnage is punnage.

"You can upload your music library and access it remotely"

"Thanks for personally insulting me"

wrong on all counts, i say. Yes, his accent was thick, but Siri was pulling syllables and sounds that wasn't anywhere remotely close to "wetha" that he was pronouncing.

i've seen better. well, except for 2:55 to the end, that was cool.

the gundam statue moves.

suddenly, the gundam statue has turned from a "why?" to a "why did it take this long?"

damnit, it was supposed to come with a picture, lol.

use your imagination and make up your own track.

darn bad links

and they're still mostly functional, too!

ok, video wasn't working for me before so i was just going by the article description... but the most amazing part is that they have a camera sensor that can reliably operate with a broth dripped onto it. wtf? and why use a cellphone as a light? i'm sure a basic LED would have worked much better... and less…

but obviously not the only future.

"Find all real functions..."

wireless camera over a petri dish. huh. who'da thunk it?

clearly it's the other way around. You get to heart's delight via dildo.