Godspeed dear lady!!!

For some reason this brought to mind an image of my old middle school librarian who had worked with the school for around 40 years. Just sitting behind her desk blinking placidly, wearing thick spectacles and a flowery mumu, throwing subtle shade at all scantily clad young girls and foul-mouthed boys.

At first the men were relieved when the women showed up because they were finally able to make someone else take care of their immaculate cabbage patch babies... But then they started saying words that were frustratingly practical and no fun and it all went to shit.