You left out the "other" Scarab (which I found out about long before I knew the Stout Scarab was a thing).

Other car dealers talk about you behind your back, but we won't, because we're really nice people. Promise.

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't."

I expect that she has no problem on the way in, but is baffled to find the knob on the other side of the door on the way out.

We know that is wrong, but it's actually pretty clever and rational.

Cannot unsee!

nope its not on the drivers side, I had better go around and try the drivers side.

I wish for you, a happy new year, and the funds to by a screen with better contrast. Nothing wrong with either thigh.

Ha, nice. That seems to be the visual effect of her leg being turned to her left and having the black stripe on the side of her...uniform(?)....blending with the background.

Twin grille. Is that the new X8?

Obviously, they didn't google "Cerbera" and find out that it's actually a type of small, poisonous tree. Oh, TVR.

The snark is strong in you today Luke. Some eggnog may help young Jedi.

I'll have you know my DB5 tuned to S2 class in Forza Horizon 2 is yet to be beaten by someone online, sooooo.... you're wrong :)

I can't either, but driving while getting high will still be a dumbshit move that should be punished.

Got news for you - it's never going to be legal to get stoned in a moving vehicle, whether you're just the passenger or not.

The windshield was already damaged and a rear view mirror was missing. I don't think this is the first accident this douche bag has been in.