"We have to find this guy since he's the one clue we have in finding out about me!"

"I am, in all modesty, a skilled author, one of the finest writing today."

Are you thinking of "If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love?" It was nominated, didn't win, and the puppies HATE it. I can see why you confused it with a poem (it's not a typical short story, although that's what it was nominated in).

I was a (first time) voter this year and we get a packet with most of the nominated written material. Some of the stuff the puppies nominated was just horrid and I don't think I managed to finish most of the novellas. "On a Spiritual Plain" sticks out as particularly bad.

Yes, this.

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All Hail Beercules!