She is Anna Nicoling before our eyes. The sloppiness becomes her, and her shtick though, and I kind of like it.

“I am an absolute pillock”. Always.

“FEMINIST THEORY LOL”

Something something, woke.

Nope, didn’t forget. Dysentery is a symptom, not a disease. With cholera and typhoid it was probably the dysentery that actually killed the person, or at least was a major factor. You can die really fast from dehydration.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

I’m sorry, I’m going to go off on this a little bit. It’s bugged me for a long time.

Well to be fair, I think that advice has applications beyond Ivanka Trump’s personal experience. After all, we don’t all have to make ourselves attractive to work for our fathers. We can work for any man who owns a company and likes attractive women!

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

Punchable Faces Magazine just found their November cover star.

Come on - you can’t cite those three movies as justification for this Trolls/Sharks’ Tale level fare.

Al Roker’s all stir stir stir stir.

Gawd damn it, NO.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

In this case it would be a changeling.

i miss the old jezebel

I miss Mark :’(

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

I just figured McGorry had happened upon a random dude and was showing off that they both had Aries tattoos. Huh.

I’ll see your dead, bloated corpse at the bottom of that dam thing. I’ll fish it out. I’ll handcuff it. I’ll drag it to court and me and your body will confront that one-armed fuck together. But until that fateful day, I don’t care.