Srsly.

I guess he could be, if the thought of an ineptly-shorn, greasy ballsack in a rented suit does it for you.

As another commenter pointed out, at least you're not married to him.

I toast to your comment.

Michael Lohan and Charles Manson are both married. I think Republicans are banning the wrong people from marriage.

I noticed, but chose to keep that faux pas secret. You didn't have to say anything!

*side eye to everyone using females instead of women in the comments*

It can't be than cold in San Fran

Well, relative cold. It's like 55 degrees in SF right now.

Especially since when people see cute babies or cute animals they make stupid silly faces (in a good way) and there are worse ways to waste time on the Internet.

Mark: I just clicked on the link and THERE ARE NO ANIMALS. Yeah, sure it's because "animals aren't kept in the windows overnight" and "there are regular hours" but still. NO PUPPIES. NO KITTENS. I feel deeply betrayed. How could you do that to my sense of what is good and pure? You tell me there will be adorable…

I thought she was Kelly Brook initially. (ETA: and that's how I know I've been reading too much Daily Mail lately...)

It makes me feel far more intimidating than I actually am. I've tried in vain to find different jewelry, but it's nigh impossible without being far to big/gaudy/expensive. I like the spikes, but they're either too long or too short. One day! And I DO! Then immediately regret when I think about germs. But there…

You recently tagged a post in GT (a feminist space) as "eat all the dicks" cause someone unshared your food related post. You don't have the moral high ground here. ( I'm prepared to be dismissed for this).

I've been feeling depressed for a while now, and suicidal more recently. Are there any decent over the counter anti-depressants, or is anything that's actually useful going to require a prescription?

I'll not be weird, even though I still don't like the picture. It's too dark, and it is almost impossible to find good jewelry at my size.

I've been forced to perfect my verbal filter over the years (except the internet apparently), because I can say some fairly raunch things without forethought. Surprisingly, it hasn't come up at work yet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it won't.

"Fagits" for lesbians, no less. What a dumdum. If you really want to hurt someone's feelings, you need to make sure you're using the right slur and spelling it correctly.

"Illiterates Live Over There" lane is much better.

"It was just Target with slightly more aggression."