We got hold of the prison handbook for the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, CT — where she'll serve her 15 months — and the rules FORBID intimate relations between inmates — a la Poussey and Taystee.

I love orange and white so I'm biased :-)

This is where we must remember that they are just people as well. They may be a doctor or a nurse, but that just means they went to a medical school. It in no way makes them a good person. Depressing.

I wasn't capable of handling your thoughts on Donnie Wahlberg's penis at that particular time.

Scrub supreme Justin Bieber was hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at a model.

Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

Me, last night.

she's also been chased of Twitter by people wishing that she was dead. (Or as we women on the internet call it, everyday.)

*Bookmarks page to come back for the people shrieking about the Female Gaze later today.*

Fact: Christy Turlington is from Walnut Creek, my hometown, east of San Francisco.

OH MY GOD. This guy is irritating me so much.

Did she just pass up on the chance to bang God?

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Oh god. Those music interventions were the BEST. I almost forgot about him.

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Practical dating advice for Drake: Marry ME

Will they also be rehabbing New York's wig?