Her husband is mentioned. I don’t have much more to contribute than that. I looked at his page; he hasn’t posted since 2011.

I can’t begin to process all of this.

Every day, Jez feels more and more like the Lifetime Movie Network.

Yes.

In light of the recent Affleck interview, I nominate this grope-fest as one of the best celebrity interviews ever and a currently relevant one. Or, I think it is. I was too uncomfortable to watch all of it.

Happy to discover Louie Anderson is still alive.

Otters rape baby seals to death and then cart their dead bodies around and have more sex with them. Otters are rapists and necrophiliacs. Enjoy your otters.

I know.

I have heard that story and it’s a goodie.

Will Smith is wrong; Aimee Lutkin is wrong; you are all wrong. Wild Wild West is high camp, not art. Enjoy is for what it is: a movie with a legless man operating a giant steam powered spider.

But, is that the night she got arrested? I just thought it was the best night of her life as a juxtaposition to the ending of it.

No one told me the Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? remake had Tori Spelling and lesbian vampires.

Mrs. Darling knows what’s up.

She went to my high school. I bet I know people who have tried to contact her.

Hamburg and Miranda Tang?

My Twitter timeline changed from grieving and gun policy discussion to this in an hour.

I came here for the outrage at Gwen Stefani’s appropriation. When are my needs going to be met?

If it’s about Mount Rushmore and it wasn’t in North by Northwest, I don’t believe it.

Water.

Will Bon Appetit let me drink these if I am a relatively unhappy person who dislikes fun?