If we list the rest of the lyrics, I am pretty sure we can’t make fun of him anymore.

Duh. I know who he is. He gave up forever to touch me.

I cannot express to you how happy it makes me that you are out in the world making these sorts of lists. It’s amazing.

I can’t make these sorts of distinctions as I think all 3 men being discussed are gross looking and I don’t want to have to get all close to my monitor.

Full disclosure: I think they are both hideous and John Travolta too. Exponentially ick.

John Travolta’s face under Jon Bon Jovi’s/a middle aged lady’s hair.

I think Mr. Goo Goo Dolls looks more Travolta than Mr. Nickleback.

She knows they were all judging her life choices. Even the kids.

It’s like Mr. Clean but aggro.

“Listen to YOU”

Actually I think the case would be: “not many people really like their sexy bits released onto the www” without their permission

He hates that video.

That was very forward thinking of you.

How do you prevent your children getting old. Are they getting sippy cups of coffee or virgin blood or coffee laced with virgin blood?

I haven’t seen you in ages. Hello.

I am 37 and I feel that way every fucking day. I need not wake up to feel it is 1995.

He's sort of a new born and she's a brick house.

No one is good enough. Maybe Rocky.

Do they only call you that once?

Out of curiosity, why cite these two films from her career as annoying and crass?