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I know, right?

Adam Pally was on a show called Happy Endings and it got cancelled, but it was rather fun. He played a slovenly, immature gay man and there aren't enough of those on TV. I like some abysmal television. I get hooked when an existing trope or structure is part of the set up and then subverted later.

Pretty sure Lana Del Rey's makeup artist contoured her into Liv Tyler.

There is clearly a lot of love in your cinema heart to give. I desperately wish I knew Mark Duplass from anything other than The Mindy Project because I always get the impression he is wasted there. Yet, I cannot stop watching it b/c I love Adam Pally. But, there are reports that he is leaving, so I can move on.

I wanted to watch Safety Not Guaranteed when it was in theaters and never got around to it. I worry it might give me feels. Jeff Who Lives at Home is one I have considered and was willing to watch if it was lighthearted. I can't deal with much in the way of sads right now.

Isn't is a guinea pig memory?

I am very much spending time on Netflix. I always end up watching odd things that I never thought I would. For instance, Carrie 2 is just as lame as you would think, but I actually liked You're Next.

I just wanted to take the time to tell you how excited I was to see your name and avatar.

Depends on the llama.

I have a couple seasons of Danger Mouse on DVD too. I just saw that I could get the complete Danger Mouse and the complete Count Duckula for under 100$. Well, I will obsess about that for a while. Danger Mouse is also getting a reboot; it is both exciting and terrifying to think about possible changes.

I understood that. You aren't good at irony are you?

Oh, I know my Simlish. If I play too much, I end up making those sounds because they are an earworm.

I like that you assume I did due diligence before posing a flippant comment. Thanks for setting me straight. Good luck correcting every other fuckup online.

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But, don't you want to know what Dawson thinks about that commercial?

Then I will stand alone in my dislike of it.

Were I still on Twitter, you would have had my rapt attention. For realsies.

I went and checked. Yes, it's pricey, but it's 25 DISCS. That's like 4$ a disc. Technically, you got a steal.

All of Girlfriends you say? And that's on Amazon? Excuse me; I have something to do.

I know that the people are speaking a real language, but it sounds like what I imagine people sound like to dogs.

There is no way that Paco's Paradise Smoothie thing was a real commercial. That has to have been a class project.