I wonder if petting zoos NEED to play a big role in your life.

Q: Do your llamas "spit"?

A: That was one of our main concerns prior to getting certified with Rojo, so I decided to design a special "protective garment" that our llamas wear whenever we don't want to worry about this issue. Although they are potty-trained, and will wait to go until after we are done with a therapy visit or party, we…

Rojo the llama and his friends at Mtn Peaks Therapy Llamas and Alpacas in Portland, OR are the best. How are you not all following Rojo on Facebook?

I totes believe that the quote dates back to Chaucer, right? It was legit May who said of Januarie: "Gag me with a fucking spoon; old dudes make me dry."

Would it make you love me or hate me that I am both and ass whisperer an the possessor of an MA in English. We could analyze the shit out of things, but probably not asses because that's too on the nose.

Double entendre and "verdant"? You are both witty and the possessor of a decent vocabulary.

Booty? Well, I will be damned if you didn't make my pirate soul rise up and pay attention.

Depends on how you define bottom.

I never told you I had a bottom.

I really feel like you and I have done some significant and valuable bonding over out collective assii.

WE COULD SIT ANYWHERE!!

NOOOOOOO! Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner. What will our assii do?

YEAH. One hit wonder my ass (or our collective asses?).

Fuck. Are you my neighbor? Sarah?

Literally, I was just trying to tell my son this is why I never can think of Sir-Mix-A-Lot as a one hit wonder.

Call me when he reveals who inspired "Put 'em on the Glass."

When I romanticize living in my car and saving a bunch of money, the fact that I would do it with 3 cats makes me get realistic. But, now, I may have to re-think it.

I don't think Gwen Stefani's career was ever killed.

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