I love you for that. I was referencing the lyric, but I had no idea what the song was called. You rock!

I get the strong impression that you are a good person and I like that.

I have synthetic ones from Hairdo that match my natural red close enough to pass, but there are ones from other companies and ones that use real hair and are amazing.

I am almost positive that they are. Models in the 90s used them a lot and I think she can afford natural looking ones or she just cut bangs into her weave and they will get removed later.

Can anyone spot @kevinjonas toothbrush?!

His YT user avatar is very similar to that. He is grown up and has a Wicked tattoo.

But, he seems sweet. I can't imagine the kind of hazing that goes on when you are a young man with a deep horn for Yankee candles. Does this mean he will grow up to be a Candle Bitch?

I can see we occupy opposite sides of the form-function divide.

You come to grips with being an embarrassment to clothing logic by taking layering to a foot level. Or, you change your clothes and shoes when you get home (before night).

My favorite scene? Nope. Call me back when he is lip syncing "Come here, Loverboy" and doing the ChaCha.

They are great. Even the synthetic ones fool people if you get a good match.

That would be my position, but I am not a false hair expert.

I have opinions about tube tops and hot pants and capris that are equally contrary to reality. Logic and fashion don't blend consistently.

Nope. A merkin is secondary hair specific. This is a wiglette or a reverse fall.

Nooooooooooo! Socks and sandals are logically inconsistent. Sandals are for hot weather and if it is hot, you don't need socks. I feel the same way about miniskirts and Uggs. I only ask for logic in attire. Facilitate my delusions people!

I don't really know, but he loves candles and isn't a giant candle bitch. He's sweet.

Clip in fringe is something EVERY woman should own. It has saved me from a lot of growing out phases.

I am a lifelong vegetarian, so I guess I will have to keep blaming mine on nylon underwear and dirty, dirty sex.

I want less attention for this woman and more attention for this lovely candle aficionado. He is so sweet.

People should have to reference the Tracy Ullman show before being allowed to purchase it.