I didn't miss the point. I am responding only to this comment: "If I ever saw a men's magazine publishing advice for how men could secure a brainless hottie like she was the latest Omega watch, there would be stern-WTF letters being written to editors." You have seen some, now write some letters. That's it. I am…

That's a matter of opinion, but the fact remains that they exist. That was all i wanted to show. Good luck with your letters to the editor.

The article is terrible. Yes. Cosmos sucks.

You are so cross. I don't even know what to tell you to pacify you. My first post was a legitimate question. I really don't understand your investment in equivocating and I thought it might change my reaction if I understood. I should have guessed from your responses to the OP that you just aren't getting it and…

Could that be because you won't concede that you missed the point and seem to b e continuing to miss the point in a meta display?

Are you going out of your way to misunderstand what the OP is writing?

Wow. Those audience members are so on the nose.

And the claim that you can wear them if you are heavy? Yeah, no. What my stomach fat does not need is it's own curtain.

I would also choose Dave Holmes. Man, how I love him.

Introducing The Sexually Harassing Drone:

Wow. Firstly, none of them really look like the star they are aiming for. Sorry not sorry, Venus.

Garfield? Cleveland is clearly the president most likely to inspire rabid fandom. Sheesh. Amateurs.

That's a good point. Now, I am picturing you weepily making your way out of your trailer to get noms while Kim comes tearing out of hers screaming about Ali Macgraw.

Even if the movie was released 44 years ago?

My best friend in junior high lived in a trailer park with her mom, Kim; their park's ice cream truck played the theme from Love Story and this infuriated Kim. She would run out of the trailer screaming at the truck. "She dies! She has Cancer! Who the fuck wants ice cream when they think about cancer?"

My best friend in junior high lived in a trailer park with her mom, Kim; their park's ice cream truck played the theme from Love Story and this infuriated Kim. She would run out of the trailer screaming at the truck. "She dies! She has Cancer! Who the fuck wants ice cream when they think about cancer?"

They pick the oddest pictures of the celebrities to use on the "Celeb" page. Each row is like two yearbook photos and then some shirtless guy thrown in.

Apparently, he had to clear out a sink full of face.

I worked at a coffee shop near a Goodwill and people would buy new (to them) clothes and come to our shop to change into what they bought and to leave their old clothes in the bathroom. On more than one occasion, I had to clean out excrement or blood covered clothes from the bathroom. But, I didn't have it that bad.…

Any suspicions any of us have are based on photos and second hand reports. We don't know him. What are you? His shadow? In his entourage?