Cue the Naughty by nature jokes!

"low-rise thong"?

Are you engaged to a mermaid?

...for about two minutes.

That's totally fine if the two minutes of intercourse follows a really lengthy time period of stuff that's fun for me.

I saw the headline and came here to post The State sketch. Damn you thought doppelgangers.

Somehow that makes it so much worse (for me) because that will be everlasting for both of them.

I know there is cell phone footage of this somewhere.

I totally thought this was going to say:

It's in the official ingredients list from the company, so it's real. Just ask the people who made millions suing the company over it.

Here you go!

The fries may be fried in vegetable oil, but they are flavored with beef tallow/flavoring. The hashbrowns are the same. It's on the ingredient list and it has lead to lawsuits.

Maybe, but not intentionally.

Huh?

Me either. It's bizarre.

I remember Courtney Love being pretty vocal about being fingered while crowd surfing, too.

This hardly seems like a surprising opinion from Sorkin.

I would search out pictures of that on the internet.