For a stand-up comic (yeah, that was subtly pitched) this writing is not amusing narrative at all.

They do seem to look like that even for casual swimming.

I'm not sure. It looks like he works out a lot.

Oh my God. His thighs are terrifying. I would make an ANTM or CNTM joke, but I have been struck stupid by the thighs.

Yes, I know. That's why I wrote: "these crimes are all woman on man for a reason. It's really relevant."

I am way too literal, but I really had a hard time getting past the fact that these crimes are all woman on man for a reason. It's really relevant. But, most Disney villain crimes are woman on woman, if the villain is female. That's equally relevant. When the Disney crimes are adjusted to find a male victim, it is…

Umm...I don't...can't...huh?

Do whatever you love... It will never get old.

I feel like Nina Hartley's guide to oral sex is pretty close to this (stone fruit analogy and all). I would like to see a side-by-side comparison.

He was also lovely on Nevermind the Buzzcocks.

There are pictures of that.

Good to know. Thanks.

The headline made me think that this would be a clip from the TV show Children's Hospital and I was so confused.

Do you have any idea how much time the writers at Jez would spend educating the masses if they took the time to respond to each ignorant comment that followed an article they had penned. They aren't paid enough nor is it their job. The comment was ignorant. Fact. It's not like there aren't a dozen helpful people…

I love him and I am not super fond of that wife of his (but I am sure she is fine).

I assumed her man was the guy in all of her tasting vids, but I really have no idea.

Weird.

You have an 11 year old step-daughter? Aren't you like 20?

Have you seen Eating Raoul?

She does, but the nipples were very present and I got distracted. That likely says more about me than it does about her.