If he refuses, they can try luring him back with some Rosebud Frozen Peas.

Silver Surfer v Golden Girls.

You'd be crazy to, in this economy. I lease mine.

I agree — I'd be curious to see that version on film. But I'm not sure how they'd do it, since that struggle seems inherently internal/literary, whereas the version we've gotten is more external/theatrical, if that makes sense. Seems to me you can only do so many voice-overs in a superhero movie.

I definitely wasn't into The Master. I was actually relieved when Ebert wrote a negative review. (This is also true of Blade Runner.)

I remember now — the Doctor Who-style transformation was a DVD extra. Adds so many layers.

To be fair, I met him once (at a VM event), and he was very nearly as charming as Dick.

He can play Xenu. Or is that D.C.?

She must have changed a lot, because I don't even remember her character being in the third season.

What? Huh?

I'm reasonably satisfied will the levels of Gil exhibited by these Girls. Just don't get me started on the girls from Girls.

Also "sphincter." And "spew."

I found a few of my parents' late-70's/early-80's issues in the attic when I was a kid (including the final Lennon interview — yes, they read it for the articles). It was a different magazine then, and some of the women were very much the sort you'd want to see naked. (Actually, my understanding is that Playboy only…

R.I.P. open a bag today.

Kim's Video and Tower Video in NYC always made me want to be a film buff, even though I was never technically a member of either. Both were pretty popular in their heyday, but I remember walking through their aisles (especially the St. Mark's Kim's) and having the sense that nobody's touched those tapes in years —…

Screw you, that's a classic. "Mama-Celeste-Face-Down"-voted.

I've seen that movie more times than I'd like to admit, and I don't remember ever giving a shit what Adrian Grenier thought one way or the other.

Will Sweaty Emily Blunt be in this one? If so, I'm in. (I can't swear I'll be sweating when I see it, but I'll do my best.)

"You Know My Name, Look Up the Golden Slumbers"

That was legitimately cute, though.