Kristin: Hi hun, who tied your tie for you?

Pretty weird that before these people fell, this person was just videotaping a couple making out.

This seems like nothing but a way to make more money.

Holy shit yeah! Why DID they chose a water planet? Idiot aliens!!!

Mindy Kaling for sure. Rashida Jones is just off-putting and lame. She is anti-comedy.

She calls Wayne's changing of her emotional outlook a "shortcut," an interior shift without initiating any actual changes in her life.

Fuck you people. The fact that you can get away with unbridled hatred toward a demographic of people with impunity makes me sick to my stomach. I'm sure you have some recycled, contrived response to this that you shell out to posts like this every day because white men aren't human beings to you. I'm a straight white…

lol "Destroy the queen!"

AGGGGHHH I NO READ SO I PUNCH GOOD

You're an asshole.

There's nothing that makes me feel more American than the overwhelming desire to eat these.

Blasphemy. Olives are fucking fantastic.

I was thinking about how much it would suck to get my dick ripped off by one of these things and then I realized its namesake. Guess I'm not the only one.

Yo, you're fucking insane.

Your local brewery's flagship

What do you mean literally? Last time I checked it wasn't illegal to buy a pool ball from someone. Eighth of coke (literally) perhaps.

Seems like the little kid with the iPad was more amused than anything.

Wow thats a pretty crazy coincidence.

I love dogs so much and I want to be offended so badly but this is amazing.

This is some crazy real-life Big Fish/Forrest Gump shit.