I had to do some Photoshop courses for work. Anyone who asks graphic designers to “donate” work should be tarred & feathered.

It’s not mine, but my friend adores them and she’s a voracious reader. I’ll text her the link.

Bravo.

YES! I’ve been married for 16 years and it took me a while to say certain things to my husband about our sex life because I didn’t want him to think he was doing a bad job. But it’s me who is unfulfilled and pissed off- he’s happy and snoring. He was kind of shocked about how he just thought everything was okay and he…

Bravo! This part annoyed the fuck out of me:

Some of my colleagues worked with her recently. She was an absolute gem. Her literacy work is incredible. Love Dolly.

She’s always been beautiful.

No. It was in fact one of the lowest turnouts and he lost the popular vote by 3 million. If it hadn’t been for the Electoral College, this shitstain wouldn’t be president. He effectively has no real mandate to govern.

I managed to live 24 of my 40 years in Chicago and not get shot. Each time I visited- as recently as last year- I managed not to get shot. I went to school across the street from Robert Taylor Homes and didn’t get shot not even once in the 3 years I attended that school.

Something similiar happened to to me. I asked a friend to attend a screening and we went and went for some food after. Then she started telling me how we should go for dinner and drinks and spend more time together. Then I found out she had come out recently as a lesbian.

It’s not a state affair or else we’d get the day off.

I’m from Chicago and I always say I’m a Midwesterner. I’m insanely proud of it. The people downstate don’t think we’re “real” Midwesterners, but who the hell cares what they think?

I was breastfeeding him. I just figured it’s what Nigerian women do and she was trying to be helpful. It was just weird to me.

People high in the food chain don’t pay attention to rumours because most of the time it’s gossipy bullshit.

When I lived in London, I’d often see niquabed women pull out the boob and nurse. I had an African hairdresser try to position my infant son on my breast. That was a bit much.

That you think Hillary Clinton was the lesser of two evils tells me absolutely everything I need to know. Christ alive, this fucker is going to be re-elected in 2020...

But you didn’t feel good if she was going to win. Wow, you must be feeling spiffy right now. Who gives a tinker’s fart if a candidate makes you feel good? You vote based on who’s going to uphold the laws of this country and work in the best interest of the people.

Louis CK and Kevin Spacey have talents that people pay actual money to see. Matt Laurer just doesn’t. I don’t see a way back for him.

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