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I met Lester when I was 17. He was one of the nicest people and encouraging to us student journalists. He’s also really tall.

I asked him and he made this face: 🤮

My husband wouldn’t give me something like that. Just yuck.

Deal. I smoked Marlboro golds.

I gave up smoking 4 years ago. This admin has made me yearn for a cigarette.

Oh god, it boggles my fucking mind that people voted for Racist Grandpa. The one who calls all Hispanic/Latinx guys Pedro (pronounced ‘Pee-dro) and calls them all Mexicans.

Y middle son was 2.5 when his sister was born and he has no memory of it-even though she was born at home. He’s 8 now and he’s like, “she’s always been here.” My husband said Boy 2 was stunned when Daddy went upstairs and came down with a baby. Thomas the Tank Engine was way more exciting to him.

“If you like Giorgio, you’ll LOVE Primo!”

She was. I miss her every day.

It should be terrifying. My mom is 66, so by the time abortion was legal, she was 24. She doesn’t have these horrific stories to pass to my daughter. My grandmother died 8 months after my daughter was born.

I find that a lot of white people are touchy-feely—especially older ones. I don’t think Joe gets it.

I used to work on a radio show hosted by a comedian. There were mostly Male producers and researchers on the show. It could get really dumb at times and very “blokey.” A lot of shit was said in the office that is hella problematic. But it was purely the toxic culture of masculinity. Each guy was trying to Top the

Quite. I think that a lot of young people don’t know anyone who was around in the bad old days before abortion was legal. I’m only 40, but my great aunt became intertile due to a back alley abortion and my aunt nearly bled to death from one. Lots of women died from illegal abortions. One of my professors talked about

So do I. Frankenstein should apologise because what he did was gross and wrong. He wasn’t in the Sebate so I have no idea why this needs to be investigated. Progressive purity tests are the reason a literal pussy grabber is the 45th President.

Neither do I.

I’m straight as a die and I can’t remember the names or faces of some of my sexual partners. Once a guy started waving a shouting at me at a ball game and I couldn’t remember if I slept with him or not. (I hadn’t, we had a class together and he was saying hi.)

A lot of actors do these parts because their kids can’t see their films/comedy. Tom Hardy read bedtime stories on a British kids television channel and Rob Delaney’s doing a cartoon.

There’s a certain amount of confidence and a bit of hubris to become a doctor. My friend is an OB; her dad was a GP. They are incredibly lovely people who could make more money outside the NHS. But they see their roles as a public duty. I said to my friend that if she moved to the US, she could make a fortune and have

I said money, women or horses. A man doesn’t concede to a brutal ass-whupping over grass clippings.

I’m laughing because that sounds like the kind of shit my husband would do.