I said this to my dad. I don’t want him to be assassinated because Barron’s a little kid and he shouldn’t have to see his dad killed. I don’t want this chump to be made a martyr. However, I pray for a stroke, coronary or aneurysm. My dad told me off and said while he understands, he raised me better than to wish death…

Johnson didn’t even run again partly because Vietnam was so fucked up and he had a tiny bit of enough decency to fuck off.

I said to my dad that I hate Dolt45 like it’s my fucking second job. I’ve never actively, viscerally hated someone so much.

That may be, but it gets lumped under humanities both in the US and here in the UK.

Social studies as it was called in the 80s.

Geography falls under the humanities. Guess what’s under threat in most schools in favour of STEM?

What the fuck? How did Egypt move out of Africa to share w border with Iran and Syria? When did Israel move? Am I insane?

I wrote this in the Deadspin article, but my daughter is 5 and has stated gymnastics. She wears glasses. Imagine how delighted she was to when I told her the gymnastics world champ wears glasses too. Morgan’s a girl of colour too- like my daughter. You never see sporty girls in glasses. My little girl is going to get…

We did survive. Fortunately, all of the issues were dealt with moderate difficulty. The bedbugs were confined to our bedroom. Thank fuck for concrete walls and that our room is in the loft.

I wanted to set my fucking house on fire,

Reagan.

Summer 2015:

My kids have hair lice loves. Anyone who doesn’t think black kids don’t get lice is a lying sack of shit. Thankfully, I have never gotten it from them.

Exactly. It’s why I think “sex-positivity” is patent bullshit a lot of times.

Vanilla enhances almost everything it’s used in and makes it better. The use of vanilla to describe boring makes me laugh as well.

I called one of thr IT guys the wrong name for years. Not only did I call him the wrong name, I told other people the wrong name & they said he was never in. He was in, he was always in. It’s not like his name was John & I called him Jack. It was more like his name was Dave & I called him Oscar.

My 5 year old wears glasses and has started gymnastics. Morgan is a goddess to her. Morgan said that contacts irritated her eyes and were a pain. She wears a neoprene band to keep them in place. Girls in glasses are largely absent as heroes for little girls, so I’m pleased she wears them.

My mom’s a chef. I eat mayo and I fucking love it. Casseroles are lit too- and sweet potato pie is trash. Pumpkin alllll day.

N0, but the satirical news quiz ‘ Have I Got News For You’ is back on Friday, and it will be riotous.

She seems like it. I’m glad to hear my impression of her is a good one.