You realize that it’s not just the executives at the company who suffer when a company does poorly, correct?  The people who suffer more are the everyday workers, white collar and blue collar alike.  

So here is the deal: you can’t regulate the speed people drive. Can’t be done.

My plan to weather the next recession is that all-you-can-eat pasta card from Olive Garden.

Because shut up, Kyle.

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

I only buy things I see on Jalopnik. I’m in so much debt. 

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

Last year of the Chevy SS.

Stupid liberal media always showing what he says and does.