Wait... are you telling me I can get a pair of sneakers for the low, low list price of $305 and I don’t even have to pay a premium above MSRP. What a country! 

>> It has clearly slipped Missy Anne’s mind that every state in the union has a “good character” requirement for state bar membership.

Tyrod Taylor isn’t the greatest QB in NFL history, but the Bills ran him out of town to keep Nate “5 touchdowns interceptions in one game.” I can’t figure out why....

I’m amazed that 90% of the discussion is on the ethics of skirting 2-hour parking limits, and not on the ethics of treating a 4,000lb car as an RC toy.

I always forget that Bonnie Bernstein is a real person, and not just Lisa Edelstein’s Roberta “Bobbi” Berstein characters from Sports Night.

People fail to realize that the sort of yips Fultz has come down with is not a typical mental block that can be overcome with “confidence” or repetition. It becomes a physical brain chemistry thing that usually never goes away. 

The correct answer is the El Camino. Anyone who chooses something else does not choose wisely. 

Kirk sounds like a whiny asshole. So, exactly the role he played on air. No reasons not to bring him back. 

But does it work with Netscape. 

But did Freddie ever sing Zou Bisou Bisou?

Hmmm.... guy gets injured and comes back suddenly and magically stronger than he every was before. In 1998. Wonder how that’s possible. 

Hingis? Are you nuts? Did you ever watch her play? She was a blast to watch. There are hundreds of boring tennis players. Hingis wasn’t one of them. Protip: As a general rule, coke addicts aren’t boring. 

It’s kinda an asshole view to hold, but I’ve always said you aren’t engaged unless you have a date. There’s some leeway early in the engagement when “sometime in early December, depending upon when our venue has availability” is acceptable, but otherwise no date = no engagement. 

>> Musk stirs up the pot,

Which means you could sell it for...what... $6.75?

>> For now, her best bet is beefing up her private security and attaining a civil restraining order.

I’ve been wondering when (if?) people were going to remember what a horrible person Kobe is

Pfft. Who hasn’t done this 100 times. A simple □○○ ► ◄ ► ◄ ◄ and you are good. 

Even more awesome when you realize this was done with actual tape

What I want to see is black people start walking around with AK-15's. It may stop this nonsense, and it will certainly get the gun laws changed in the US.