"Is the puppy mechanical in any way?"
"No. It is the bad kind of puppy."

This article defeats its own point by mentioning all the female characters (Black Canary, May, Buffy) etc who are competent in ways that do threaten the traditionally dominant male role. They're certainly no less prevalent than the 'hot tech support' archetype, so you can't actually say that the Felicities only exist…

"Of course, the assumption I’m making is that increasing representation is a good thing. And while that’s a belief many people hold, others argue that storytelling should be more important than quota filling."

(Both to Nelson) "Oh man! You kissed a girl!" "That is so gay!"

If Bill Murray owns a Garfield onesie, which he wears only while eating lasagne, I will die a happy man.

"Hey Harvey, I… woah, there's two of you?"
"Heavens no, detective, what you're seeing is my reflection in this mirror!"
"Boy, you got me for a moment there when I saw two faces."
"Yes, I am a regular two-face."
"What?"
"Acid I'm a regular two-face."
"Did you say 'acid' or 'I said'?"
"Oh, that's my speech impediment. If I…

How do we know it's actually Bill Murray? Maybe Bill Murray just agreed to let the filmmakers say it was Bill Murray. It'd be easier for Bill Murray to take a cheque for giving the filmmakers the right to say Bill Murray was in their shitty movie, exploiting the Bill Murray kudos without Bill Murray actually having to…

The 'wave after wave of my own men!' line has seen a resurgence among my friends and I since Pikmin was released on the Wii U. The game involves building up and army of vegetable creatures and using them to collect treasure and defeat enemies (it's Nintendo, don't ask), so anytime one of our armies gets especially…

I don't know if Taylor Swift actually could feed a whole bunch of families. There's not much meat on her.

Costa Ronin? Does he have a part-time gig as a beach resort for disgraced samurai?

That… felt like a whole lot of nothing to me. Lots of build-up leading to a series of increasingly tepid anti-climaxes. Nethersphere and Seb hand-waved away; couldn't kill Kate; couldn't kill Missy (I'm guessing she's been teleported back to her TARDIS); lazy resolution to the cybercloud problem; Danny's sacrifice…

"Like the helpful artificial intelligence from the movie Her, you can’t have sex with it."

In days gone by, I had a TV/VHS just like that one before it was sold in a car boot sale. I was wondering where it ended up.

Glorious episode. Nick's "When I was thirteen years old I once made love to myself behind a post office!" absolutely destroyed me, as did Cece's "You're gonna go… and get… Duquan…", her amusement at sending Schmidt into a tailspin over Marc Paul Gosselaar, and Duquan's whole "I love you, Mr Winstons!" speech. The cast…

Or to really, really enhance the listening experience, close your internet browser and listen to all the delightful sounds not being made by Taylor Swift.

Maisie Williams is B tier? Screw that shit. She's the best one in it. Well, apart from Nathalie Emmanuel's arse, but that's an entirely different situation.

Spirit of the goat? He must be kidding.

Typical lazy TV executives, in a choice between getting rid of a murderous terrorist group and a dog, they choose the dog.

Batman & Robin is hilarious. Screw the lot of you.

This is one of those episodes which feels like it got butchered in the edit somehow, because there was so much of the hand-waving described in the review that it's hard to believe a writer as accomplished as Cottrell-Boyce thought he could get away with it. The most egregious for me was the ending, where the missing…