The fact that this graph even pretends that there are people dumber than those who listen to Nickelback discredits it immediately and without hope of salvation.

Probably since a clearly drunk Mark Wahlberg humiliated himself on the show last year.

I could run through a list of my favourite quotes, but then I'd just be transcribing the entire script. You Only Move Twice is one of the greatest episodes of one of the greatest TV comedies ever made and everything from the pinpoint characterisation, the stunning density of…

But we already know the code behind the fireplace and how to raise the bridge to the clocktower! The plot twists have been out since 1993!

I like the fact she mentions Soul Cycle, as it follows up a point she makes in her insanely adorable interview with Craig Ferguson shortly after first arriving in the States in 2013.

It's been a slow start to the season to put it mildly, but this was something of an improvement despite being wildly uneven. Neither the A or B plots were particularly interesting, but there were a handful of strong lines, elevated by the cast, which stood out in a fairly mixed script. Raj's Christmas card line was…

Why has no-one yet done a ghetto version of this story called Robin Hood… In Da Hood? Maybe the hero's alter ego could be an aspiring R'n'B artist called Rappin Hood. OK, I'll stop now just in case Sony are reading this and getting ideas.

Old Grey Mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.

Well, Gene is my spirit brother and I greatly enjoyed this. Not sure what the problem with the structure was, it used flashbacks to lay out both sides of the conflict and show how the characters ended up in the office, then concluded it with both sides coming together. Pretty standard stuff really. Maybe there weren't…

My new aim in life is to have an assistant whose only job is to exclaim "Great fucking!" in the aftermath of every sexual encounter.

I'll also just throw this out there as a random observation: with the Whoniverse having established that the Earth was formed around a Racnoss breeding ship, I was expecting the moon spiders to play into that somehow. Instead, we've now got the Earth as a giant breeding pod for space spiders, and the moon as a giant…

Best episode of the season so far, though with the caveat that there's yet to be a standout for me personally. All credit to Steven Moffat for invigorating Clara, whose climactic meltdown was up there with David Tennant's 'Time Lord Victorious' - one of many 'Waters Of Mars' echoes - among the great moments when the…

Also appeared as the same character in Victorious.

Giving this a few more episodes as plenty of decent shows have been poor whilst finding their feet early on, but it's increasingly difficult to find any positives that could be built upon. Cobblepot and Fish Mooney are already starting to grate; the handling of Selina is eye-rollingly bad (it seems just a matter of…

Does one person saying "this is horrible/worst ever/killing my childhood all over again" and the rest of the internet agreeing, with a brief interruption for rape joke outrage, for 700 comments really need a live transcript?

Sure, everyone has different tastes and one of the great things about Who is that it really can offer something for just about anyone. My objection to Listen wasn't so much the idea behind it as much as how it completely and utterly cheated the audience to make its point and didn't earn the huge ending it was given.

I said this season feels smaller and more inconsequential when compared to previous seasons, not cheaper (the reference to sets looking cheap was not a comparison to previous years). Even Eccleston's season had a good variety of locations, a decent amount of location shooting, some individuality in the design of its…

Military Martha was awful. I loved her when she was a curious, compassionate and brilliant doctor, then Davies gave her character a horrible left turn (no pun intended to the similarly named episode) and robbed her of all personality and everything which made her special to begin with, all to justify Davros' highly…

THE GOOD:
- Danny feels more like a human being than the bumbling, hyper-sensitive caricature previous episodes presented him as. Samuel Anderson continues to be terrific.
- It's pretty funny. The lines aren't anything special as written, but the cast really made them sing. Capaldi's delivery of "sinister puddle" and…

Consider your name's sanctity renewed, Mr. Harris. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an urgent appointment doing rudeness with Deanna and sixteen extremely friendly dabo girls. Riker out.