Blashphemy! She seems to be wearing a pair of the Devil's dumplings!

Sontarans are not orators at the best of times. He undoubtedly knows what he sees out of, what he eats out of and what he shi… errr, anyway, my point is that he probably doesn't have a good grasp of the words related to those body parts rather than the body parts themselves. When he says 'lips', he likely thinks…

Decent start, but nowhere near the level of greatness of 'Eleventh Hour' as a new Doctor's debut. The plot is a straight rehash of Girl In The Fireplace and not particularly interesting, with elements like the supernaturally ginormous T-Rex brought in as superficial window-dressing whose only purpose is to be zany and…

It works because, thanks to Tim McInnerny's phenomenal performance, you just know Darling dies a little on the inside every time someone says something like that. Not that he's any less of a Kevin than a Darling, but you know.

I disagree that Blackadder's lengthy put-downs make less sense in the context of the war. For me, this Blackadder, already a cynical man as we know, has lost all faith in humanity and hope and his only joy is indulging his frustration and anger through verbiose, cutting wit, the only thing that war hasn't taken from…

How about this: in an extended episode, the show is its usually cheery self for about 9 minutes. Then Homer suffers a stroke, a consequence being that he starts to lose his voice. By the 12th minute, his sympathetic old doctor Mike retires and in front of all of Springfield, Homer suffers another massive stroke, which…

I loved the first one when I was 19 but am well aware this is almost certain to be atrocious. On the other hand, Eva Green's in it and 'permanently unclothed eye candy'. And you say that like it's a bad thing…? If she welcomes someone to her humble barge, it's an A+.

I feel like the idea of a sociopathic, Buffy-esque 'vampire slayer' continuously murdering the wrong people is actually a pretty good, if one note, joke, and Alison Brie got a rise or two - wink wink, nudge nudge - in the clip. Just a shame it's executed at the lowest possible level and elevated solely by its star,…

No dickishness received. My joke doesn't make a lot of sense short of Tywin returning from the dead as a dwarf - IRONY OF IRONIES - in the next book. Huzzah for corrections!

Err, yes, I did mean Tyrion. Oops. Corrected.

To be fair, Larry King thought everyone was talking about the actor Robert Williams from the 1930s, who King remembers vividly from his middle age. No-one born after 1945 is worth a damn after all, not when they're too busy failing to keep it down or remove themselves from the appropriate lawns.

After many long and bloody battles, in which human and beast alike are slain with untold abandon, Tyrion Lannister crawls out of the cupboard in which he was hiding to discover he is the last man standing with a claim on the throne. From the vantage point of the highest tower in King's Landing, he gazes out across the…

This video's gimmick wears out its welcome pretty quickly - before the fight even begins, in fact - but the fight itself (despite having a bit rather conspicuously chopped out here) remains absolutely fantastic. Reloaded may not have lived up to the enormous hype, but is a hugely underrated film with some truly…

I didn't know and am quite surprised to learn that the revived series has been filmed on video, but there's a certain kind of 'children's TV' look to 80s Who which appears particularly cheap. Hard to describe, but I think it's fairly obvious when you see it.

Hooray, we're finally getting our Seventh on! Gargantuan fan of McCoy, though fully agree about how badly the budget limitations are affecting the show at this point. McCoy gets some great serials, but they're sometimes genuinely difficult to watch just because of how cheap the show looked (filmed on video, terrible…

Amy and Amiability has some of the greatest lines in the entire series, which is saying something. In no particular order…

This is a really lovely episode, one of relatively few in the last few 'good' seasons of The Simpsons which so perfectly balance sincerity and sweetness with the usual beautifully executed gags. Lisa's the heart of the episode, of course, but she also gets a lot of big laughs, which is not always the case when the…

I don't think anyone has since achieved the sheer density of Gallic condescension which Chris Barrie managed to cram into a single pronounciation of the word 'pâté'.

I did not know that, thanks for the info.

"I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast"
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