Well, as a non-comic book reader, I find Batman & Robin hilarious. I wouldn't dream of recommending it to anyone, but the dreadful puns come thick and fast, the sight gags are just mesmerising (Good Thru: Forever!), the performances carry an almighty whiff of ham, the imagery is like Willy Wonka having the world's…

Hopefully between that and Doctor Who, Wheatley will start getting some of the big attention he deserves. Outrageously talented man.

Why can I not shake the feeling this entire article was written for the sole purpose of using that 'low-key Luigi into Loki Luigi' pun?

If you take the Keanu movie on its own terms, aka ignoring that the central character is a dark-haired American with little sense of humour, it's actually pretty good. Tilda Swinton is obviously magnificent - because what else can Tilda Swinton be - and it plays with religious and occult iconography in some pretty…

Working on a book? What is this, 1953?

"the Duk-Duk in Papua New Guinea, who performed dances women and children were not allowed to see"

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic… frasmotic… even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations."

I'm not entirely sure you needed to add the 'as a twat' at the end of that sentence.

'Fox Gleevengers Gleessemble'.

"[…]we grammatically did it incorrect on purpose[…]."

Considering everywhere else I go on the internet - and in that delusional state sometimes referred to, somewhat optimistically, as 'real life' - seems to hate her with the burning fury of a thousand suns, it would seem the AV Club is an unexpected refuge for Knightley aficionados. Huzzah!

What I meant was that tomboy beanpole, for me, implies someone more girl-next-door than Knightley's English Rose-y* beauty.

And here's where I say the words that are sacrilegious on the internet: I like Keira Knightley. She's getting better as an actress, picking interesting work and is pretty damn beautiful for a tomboy beanpole. Between her, the never-not-magnificent Sam Rockwell, Chloe Grace Moretz, Gretchen Mol and Ellie Kemper, I am…

People seem pretty easy to upset in Grimsby, which is surprising, considering they live in Grimsby.

Not spoiling the slightest detail of course, but having seen a fair bit of the recently leaked material, I'll just say that while Moffat's style hasn't changed, Capaldi is captivating.

The baby farm was bad enough, but then I was foolish enough to read the Delphine LaLaurie page… words fail me for how horrific the descriptions of some of the things done to her victims were. Human cruelty sort of fascinates me, in a terrible way, because we're the only animals who not only torture, but also have the…

The part of Fancy which works, the catchy-as-feck chorus, is all down to Charli XCX, a much more interesting and less embarrassing performer than Azalea, who might be a passable rapper if only she'd ditch that aggressively awful pseudo-Jamaican accent. The song certainly isn't as ubiquitous as, say, Call Me Maybe, but…

Of the many, many things wrong with the pilot, Lucy Griffiths was deemed the thing that most needed replacing? Not the utterly dreadful Matt Ryan, who not only gave as forced and unnatural a performance as I can remember as Constantine, but made him Welsh rather than Scouse? Not the writers, whose script seemed to be…

"You see, Baldrick, when I was a baby… I was savaged by a turbot!"

I only saw a handful of episodes of this show, mostly the UK version, and haven't got much abiding interest in watching Gordon Ramsay swear like a doofus for an hour a week, but he was implicated in the greatest headline ever written and is therefore exonerated of all his crap TV. http://i455.photobucket.com…